Maybe Someday Soon.....

(To the tune of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame.)

Take me out to a restaurant
Take me out somewhere nice.
A play or an opera or ballet too
I don't care how the cost looks to you.
For it's Root! Root! Root for a sitter,
I hope we can find one this late.
Cause it's One! Two! Three months or more
Since our last real date!

(Three kids will do that to ya.)